OPINION: Hey, feds, take your ethanol mandate and shovel it!
My back is sore from shoveling snow — and it’s the federal government’s fault.
Maybe I’d better explain.
We’ve been getting lots of snow in Pittsburgh of late. When it snows, I need to clear two driveways: mine, which is 50 yards long, and my father’s, which is almost as big.
Since my father is having trouble with his knees, I gave him my magnificent new Toro snowblower; it’s a convenience for me to have it in his garage, so I can clear his driveway in fewer than 15 minutes.