She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's just got an odd way of showing it.
Beatrice, one of the Bard's most brilliant It Girls, is a tart-tongued marvel, a wizard with the one-liners.
Benedick, who can hold his own when it comes to slinging zingers, is her prime target.
She says four of his five wits have fled him and left behind a fellow who's just barely brighter than a horse. He calls her Lady Disdain.
They're obsessed with each other.