OPINION: Democrats are completely lost
Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely in the months since, they’d come together to stand aligned in the face of the flaky imperiousness of our so-called president. You’d think. And ripe bananas make a fine masonry grout.
The Democrats have lost their direction so completely they need a compass to blow their nose. Incontestably, incontrovertibly and incredibly… useless. We are not speaking of a trifling of uselessness here. “Totally and utterly and unconditionally useless” barely scratches the surface. The exact extent of the uselessness exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Mythic. Destined to be immortalized in song and dance.
During last year’s campaign, they skirted the periphery of worthless and ineffectual and futile and just plain lame, but the degree of uselessness they have recently achieved is best measured in AUs, astronomical units. As evidenced by their reaction to Donald J. Trump’s first unstable weeks in office. Or lack of reaction. They make listless look downright rigid. Limp is their rock.